noctude:

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:

molecules pull closer together in less heat because they are freezing their little asses off

leafcrunch:

sun-and-time:

leafcrunch:

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

justcyborgthings:
“ cookie-sheet-toboggan:
“ miss-vickt0re:
“ carbcruncher000:
“ thegirlfriend-experience:
“ citycrowdpleaser:
“say it with me now..
”
2018 Goals
”
Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free
”
Yo Canada, quick...

justcyborgthings:

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

miss-vickt0re:

carbcruncher000:

thegirlfriend-experience:

citycrowdpleaser:

say it with me now..

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

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Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

rosebeaches:

it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ?

thebootydiaries:

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

zeetumb:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

whostolemymonkey:

the-porter-rockwell:

forestwildflower:

thenatsdorf:

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

The people running after him makes it funnier

He looks so happy

The whole post, blessed.

RUN HOME KEANU!

AND DON’T STOP FOR ANYTHING!

Lol

IT’S HIS NOW :D

arandomthot:
“I need this kind of energy
”

arandomthot:

I need this kind of energy

justacunninglinguist:

cobaltdays:

*strokes my laptop camera three times until the fbi agent comes out in a cloud of smoke*

me: hi! how many wishes do I get? :)

fbi agent: what in god’s name did you just do to me

this meme is so stupid but cracks me up

buffafro:

polysymphonic:

plsdonttakemyadvice:

Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???

When I bought my roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer, I can request that they fix and send back the same roomba instead of just sending back a new one. I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to Their Roomba and don’t want them to just be replaced because they’re like part of the family. Humans are pretty great.

This shit is why I don’t buy into that narrative about the abused robot underclass which will rise up to destroy us. My mom babytalks at her car like it’s a pet, imagine how she’d feel about an actual R2-D2 beeping around the house changing all our lightbulbs and shit. She’d treat that thing better than me.

withywindlesdaughter:
“ imagesofperfection:
“ gtfomulder:
“ nichtschwert:
“ irishfino:
“ ithelpstodream:
“ “it’s just a parking lot”
exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.
”
[drives over hitler’s death site]
”
Bloody...

withywindlesdaughter:

imagesofperfection:

gtfomulder:

nichtschwert:

irishfino:

ithelpstodream:

“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

[drives over hitler’s death site]

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Bloody amazing.

And you know what’s right next to it?

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That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.

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So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.

Makes ya think, doesn’t it?

Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it*

America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*

Women, the streets near the car park are named after:

Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz

Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933

Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp

reblog this forever 

funkyflakes:
“Imagine your otp
”

funkyflakes:

Imagine your otp

just-shower-thoughts:

Our skin is like the ideal fabric. It is easily washable, breathable, doesn’t stain, and even repairs every little cut and tear all by itself.

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